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 | | The undisputed king of the rock song parody, Yankovic has been inducing cringes and laughs in equal proportion since the early 1980s. Not an especially gifted singer (to put it politely), he relies instead on cornball puns, clever videos, and sheer trial and error. After a string of '80s classics like the Michael Jackson takeoffs "Fat" and "Eat It," things started to look a little ugly, as anyone who saw the film UHF can attest. Undaunted, he bounced back, with his '90s efforts yielding the hits "Smells Like Nirvana" and the Coolio parody "Amish Paradise," not to mention the disturbing album cover for Bad Hair Day. He's best taken in small doses -- sitting through an entire CD might be considered the musical equivalent of cooling off on a 95 degree day with a glass of warm gravy. Still, whether he's busting out schwag rhymes about computer software ("It's All About the Pentiums") or resurrecting unwelcome oldies (the "Jurassic Park" parody of "MacArthur Park"), Weird Al proves that stupidity, when used wisely, can truly be a virtue. |
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Dare To Be Stupid
Eat It
Even Worse
| | Fat
In 3-d
Like A Surgeon
| | Off The Deep End
Polka Party
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Weird Al Yankovic Song Lyric:
Kermit The Frog On Weed
Hello, Kermit The Frog here
And welcome to Sensamere Street
I'd like to tell you what today's letter is
But I am really f**ked up!
Hey, hey Big Bird
Do you know what today's letter is?
Sure Kermit! Today's letter is... Joint
Urrr.... Big Bird, joint is not a letter
It is a word
Sorry kids! Todays letter is three!
Umm.... Big Bird, three is a number
Exactly! the number three
Which is how many joints I've smoked today
Kermit.... are ya with me?
mmm... God Im stoned!.... Me too!
[Starts laughing]
[Elmo] Guys guys! Show go on, Come on!
Uh, thank you Elmo, um
How about we say our ABC's Big Bird?
O...K
A... B... C... D... E... F.... uh G
Q...K...C...R...C...F
I forgot what we were doing Kramit!
Did you just call umm me Kramit?
Yes I did
Mmm Kramit The Frog here
[Starts giggling]
Ok, ok thats all the time we have for today
Goodbye kids, todays show was brought to you by
The uhh... letter...
Bong
And the number...
God you're messed up
F**k you, the number f**k you
Bye bye
Bye bye kids
Get This Ringtone
 
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