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I'm sittin' in my chair, Watching the T.V. It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit... some crazy ass shit That my friend over night mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best shit I ever tasted I think they fuckin' laced it 'Cause I'm so damn lambasted Ooh!! Well my friend came over, So I packed him a pipe I told him you better go easy with this shit But he didn't believe the hype He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it Two minutes later he was playin' backgammon naked He's fucking wasted! It's the best shit he ever tasted He's lost in fuckin' space yeah 'Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted Whoaaa spent the last two hours Hiding under my bed 'Cause I looked in the garbage can And I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head I'm fuckin wasted!! Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face The bird laughed hysterically And started to moonwalk all over the place He tripped over the toadstool wire And fell on his beak He looked at the two of us and he started to speak... I'M FUCKIN WASTED!! IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER TASTED! My brain's getting wasted Welllllll I'm fuckin' fried!! Now... We're sittin' in the bathtub Wanted something to eat I wanted a pizza, the bird said... Uhhh pepperoni would be sweet Delivery guy showed up four hours later Handed me his shoe I said "we ordered a pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you" I'm fucking wasted It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted Whoaa fucking shit!! I'm wayyyy too...... baked Oh no! Get This Ringtone

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