Bette: bartender, I’d like a manhattan, please.
Tom: um, stop me if you’ve heard this one, But I feel as though we’ve met before. Perhaps I am mistaken. Bette: but it’s just that I remind you of Someone you used to care about. Oh, but that was long ago. Now tell me, do you really think I’d fall for that old line? I was not born just yesterday. Besides, I never talk to strangers anyway.
Tom: well, hell, I ain’t such a bad guy Once you get to know me. Just thought there ain’t no harm. Bette: hey-e-yeh, just try minding your own business, bud. Who asked you to annoy me With your sad, sad repartee? Besides, I never talk to strangers anyway.
Your life’s a dime store novel. This town is full of guys like you. And you’re looking for someone To take the place of her.
Tom: you must be reading my mail. ’n’ you’re bitter ’cause he left you. That’s why you’re drinkin’ in this bar. Bette&tom: well, only suckers fall in love With perfect strangers.
Bette: it always takes one to know one, stranger. Tom: maybe we’re just wiser now. Bette: yeah, ’n’ been around the block So many times Tom:that we don’t notice Bette&tom: that we’re all just perfect strangers As long as we ignore That we all begin as strangers Just before we find We really aren’t strangers Anymore.
Bette: aw, you don’t look like such a chump.
Tom: aw, hey babe.
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