Eminem lyrics

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is (chika-chika) Slim Shady Hi! My name is (ha?) My name is (what?) My name is (chika-chika) Slim Shady [Clears throat] Excuse me? Can I have the attention of the class, for one second? Hi kids, do you like violence? (yeah, yeah, yeah!) Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah, yeah!) Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?) My brain's dead weight. I'm tryin'a get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate. And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady, you a base-head." (uh-uh!) "Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted." Well since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt. Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross. I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast. Come here slut ("Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dawg.") I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off. Chorus x2 My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high. The only problem was, my english teacher was a guy. so i slapped him in the face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler. And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper ("Oww!"). Walked in the strip club Had my jacket zipped up. Flashed the bartender And stuck my dick in her tip cup. Extra-terrestrials killin pedestrians rapin' lesbians while they screamin Let's just be friends!!! Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do. I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper. Make a record about doin' drugs, and name it after her ("Oh, thank you!"). You know you blew up when the women rush the stands And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans. This guy at White Castle asked me for my autograph "dude can i have your auto graph?! So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support..Asshole!' Chorus x2 Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! ("Get Him!") Dr. Dre don't just stand there, opperate! I'm not ready to leave. It's too scary to die. I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive. Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide. I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? ("Go 'head") All my life I was very deprived. I ain't had a woman in years. My palms are too hairy to hide ("Whoops"). Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk. I spit when I talk ("Eck-poo!") I fuck anything that walks ("Come here"). When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits. How you gonna breast feed me mom?? You ain't got no tits!! I lay awake and strap myself in the bed. put a bulletproof vest on, and shoot myself in the head ("BANG!"). blow steamin' mad ("GRRR!"). And by the way, when you see my dad ("yeah") Tell him I slit his throat in a dream I had. Chorus X2 Get This Ringtone

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