Never Heard Of It lyrics

I drink tequila every night for about a year I drink it with my best friend and I chase it down with beer But yesterday I had to quit It changed my life (I'll tell you what) The other day I woke up naked with my brothers wife Arhh I love me hoedowns a good time to be had I declare this be the best hoedown across the land A leader a bacardi is like a chest of treasure And when the rum is gone The bottle in her butt for pleasure Hello my name is Jimmy And I've got to take a crump It feels like an explosion down in me rump So take some beer and whiskey It don' mean no harm Cause Im a little leprechuan and eat my lucky charms I know I look pathetic And no I dont feel fine Im very fuckin angry I could commit a crime When I went to sleep last night I was same old Chris But somehow over night I grew a perfect set of tits I wanted a burrito but a tachos all they had I figured they could make me one but the guy got really mad He slapped me across my face and " Now listen to me Bro, Im telling you just one more time no burritos just tachos" Hello my name is peter and this here is my song I've been eating tea and crumpits four fucking years to long I have an idea if you ever get sick I wont give you a shot but I'll give you my english prick Today I was arrested Oh well to bad for you I dont see whats wrong with shitting on the beach I guess I'll sit in jail until they let me go or until they find out Im supposed to be in Mexico IN MEXICO Get This Ringtone

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