Ray Stevens Lyrics     Have you ever been listening to an oldies station and almost choked upon hearing "Ahab The Arab"? You were probably thinking to yourself (especially in the wake of September 11), "Who could have written such a song?" Well, Ray Stevens has been writing such novelty (and parody) material since 1961. That's right, he predated such geniuses as Weird Al Yankovick and Cledus T. Judd. For a while it seemed Stevens was entertaining notions of hanging up his novelty hat -- he found chart success with a cover of Kris Kristofferson's "Sunday Morning Coming Down" and his own songs "Everything Is Beautiful" and "The Streak." Fear not; Stevens returned to Country Humor in the '80s and has stayed there ever since. Download Ray Stevens MP3s here Buy rare Ray Stevens vinyl records, CDs and rare music albums: Be Your Own Best Friend Boogity Boogity Bridget The Midget Even Stevens Everything Is Beautiful    Feel The Music Gitarzan Greatest Hits Have A Little Talk With Myself    Just For The Record Misty The Streak Turn Your Radio On

Ray Stevens Song Lyric: Osama Yo' Mama Osama - yo' mama didn't raise you right When you were young she must have wrapped yo' turban too tight She should have kept you home on those arabian nights It's plain to see - you need to stay out of those fights Osama - yo' mama could have done a lot better Though I bet every day you did somethin' to upset her By the way, we got an answer to your anthrax letter New York City's where it's from - its the news header And I can hear yo' mama sayin' now, "You in a heap o' trouble son Now just look what you've done! Saw you on TV with yo' gun Mercy sakes, I can't do a thing with you hon." And I can just hear dubyah sayin', "You in a heap 'o trouble boy And I don't think you will enjoy Our game of search and destroy We got your terror right here, son yu sure are the real mecoy. Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you how to act You've crossed the line too far this time, there ain't no turnin' back You're startin' to remind us of another maniac Yeah, you know what we shoud of stuffed you in an over sized sack! Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you to behave Now they say you're hangin' with the bats in a cave Well, pullin' off that sneak attack was not too brave Kinda makes us wonder if your digging your own grave? And I can hear yo' mama sayin' again, "You in a heap o' trouble son Now just look what you've done Saw you on TV with yo' gun Mercy sakes, you need to settle down hon! And I can just hear dubyah sayin', "You in a heap 'o trouble boy And I don't think you will enjoy Our game of search and destroy We have made a son that is a real mecoy! Osama yo' karma's really got you in a jam But that's just what you get - when you mess with Uncle Sam Osama the Taliban is history Nobody wants to see you startin' World War Three Osama you know the al-Qaida won't last Osama, just like you, it's future's in the past Lets just pray your mama will be plastered! because oshama you sure are a basturd! Get This Ringtone Ahab The Arab Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone Gitarzan Hugo The Human Cannonball Missippi Squirel Revival Mississippi Squirrel Revival Osama Yo' Mama Santa Clause Is Watching You Sittin' Up With The Dead Surfin' U.S.S.R. The Preacher And The Bear The Streak Would Jesus Wear A Rolex

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