{Ahoy! Skermies}
It was on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you shoulda' seen us
the figure head was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
the captain of this lugger,
he was a dirty bugger
he wasnt fit to shovel shit,
from one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was fuck all else to do
the captains name was morgan
by Christ he was a gorgan
ten times a day he'd stop and play
with his fuckin' organ
the first mates name was Cooper
By Chist he was a trooper,
he jerked and jerked untill
he worked himself into a stupor
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was fuck all else to do
The second mate was Andy,
By Christ he had a dandy,
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock for cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was flipper
he was a fuckin nigger
he stuffed his ass with broken glass
and circumsized the skipper
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was fuck all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was fuck all else to do
The captains wife was mable,
to fuck she was not able
so the dirty shits, they nailed her tits across the barroom table
the captain had a daughter
who fell in deep sea water
and by her sqeals we knew the eels
had found her sexual qaurters
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was fuck all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was fuck all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was fuck all else to do
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