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   The undisputed king of the rock song parody, Yankovic has been inducing cringes and laughs in equal proportion since the early 1980s. Not an especially gifted singer (to put it politely), he relies instead on cornball puns, clever videos, and sheer trial and error. After a string of '80s classics like the Michael Jackson takeoffs "Fat" and "Eat It," things started to look a little ugly, as anyone who saw the film UHF can attest. Undaunted, he bounced back, with his '90s efforts yielding the hits "Smells Like Nirvana" and the Coolio parody "Amish Paradise," not to mention the disturbing album cover for Bad Hair Day. He's best taken in small doses -- sitting through an entire CD might be considered the musical equivalent of cooling off on a 95 degree day with a glass of warm gravy. Still, whether he's busting out schwag rhymes about computer software ("It's All About the Pentiums") or resurrecting unwelcome oldies (the "Jurassic Park" parody of "MacArthur Park"), Weird Al proves that stupidity, when used wisely, can truly be a virtue.

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Dare To Be Stupid
Eat It
Even Worse
  Fat
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Like A Surgeon
  Off The Deep End
Polka Party
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Weird Al Yankovic Song Lyric:

Wannabe Stormtrooper

I gotta get off this planet

Tatooine is such a hell hole
Why the hell do I even bother?
I ain't got no future here
I probably spend the rest of my life here
Fixing moisture evaporators for the townspeople
Or repairing droids for pocket change
Fending off the sand-people...
poor sand-people...
Look what they've been reduced to...
i bet with a little education and a homeworld
they could make something out their lives
but nothing will ever get better
here in grimy cuthole of space

i should join The Empire
i know there evil an all
but they're a good kinda evil
the uniforms are way cool
and they get to travel and most of us dont
And chicks dig Stormtroopers...big time
their like...intergalactic rockstars
stormtroopers get laid men, but not me
if i want a little love, i got to hitch a ride to mos eisley
50 cents for a wookie prostitute
50 seconds pleasure
and 50 years of regret...wookie love is pointless
my life is pointless
i gotta get ya of this planet

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12 Pains Of Christmas
50 Ways To Get Bin Laden
A Complicated Song
Achy Breaky Song
Addicted To Spuds
Ahmish Paradise
Airline Amy
Albuquerque
Alimony
Alternative Polka
Amish Paradise
Angry White Boy Polka
Angry White Boy Polka (Includes Angry White Boy Na
Another One Rides The Bus
Asshole Sun
Attack Of The Radioactive Hampsters From A Planet
Attack of The Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
Baby Got Jack
Baby Likes Burping
Barney's On Fire
Bedrock Anthem
Belvedere Cruising
Big And Loud
Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
Bob
Bohemian Polka
Bomb Iraq
Bomb That Iraqi Boy
Born To Be Mild
Buckingham Blues


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