Weird Al Yankovic lyrics

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Luis is it Bob or Joe or Walter Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve I probably would of kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck and as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I recognized the face of my Hibachi dealer who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong black is white up is down and short is long and everything you thought was just so important Doesn't matter everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along all you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong! I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when i accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who's faces kinda looked like Jamie Barr they sucked out my internal organs and took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport and as a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go and so I had them send me back to last thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time just then a floating disembodied head of Colonal Sanders started yelling Everything you know is wrong black is white up is down and short is long and everything you thought was just so important Doesn't matter everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along all you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong! I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty paper cut and well to make a long story short it got infected and I died so now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and its obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing he tells me that they've got a dress code well he lets me into heaven anyway but i get the room that's got a noisy ice machine for all eternity and everyday he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong black is white up is down and short is long and everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that Everything you know is wrong just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong (everything you know is wrong) Everything you know is wrong Get This Ringtone

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