Your body's wide,
Well mine is too.
Just watch your mouth,
Or I'll sit on you.
The word is out,
Better treat me right.
Cause I'm the king,
Of cellulite.
Ham on, Ham on, Ham on whole wheat, alright
My zippers bust,
My buckles break.
I'm too much man,
For you to take.
The pavement cracks,
When I fall down,
I've got more chins,
Than Chinatown.
Well I've never used a phone booth,
And I've never seen my toes, when I'm going to the movies,
I TAKE UP 7 ROWS BECAUSE
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I'm fat, I'm fat shumon! (really really fat)
I'm fat, I'm fat you know it! (really really fat)
I'm fat, I'm fat c'mon, y'know (really really fat)
Don't call me pudgy, porky or stout, just tell me once again
Who's fat?
When I walk out, to get my mail
It measures off the Richter Scale.
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man,
I'm the only one,
who get's a tan.
If I have one more pie, a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code.
When you're only having seconds, I'm having 23rds
When I go to get my shoes shined, I've got to take their word because
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And my shadow weighs 42 pounds, let me tell you once again,
Who's fat?
If you see me coming your way,
Better give me plenty space.
If I tell you that I'm hungry, then won't you feed my face because'
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WOO WOO WOO!! (when I sit around the house, I really sit around the house)
Chorus x3
And the whole world knows I'm fat and proud of it Lemme tell you once again,
WHO'S FAT?
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