Weird Al Yankovic lyrics

Mom and dad are going out for the evening and you're stuck inside of the house all alone That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is running Then you tell them em' they should go out and catch it Buddy, if they ever figured out Where you were callin em' from They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet Listen to me Chorus: Don't go makin' phony calls Please stick to the seven-digit numbers your used to I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall But it's really gettin' old fast Little Melvin has a natural obssession Askin for Prince Albert in a can He gets a kick each time he makes a collect-call To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning Gives em' pizza pie delivery at four He won't be laughing when they're tracin' his line One day the phone police will be there at his door Yo, hear me 2nd Chorus: Don't go makin' phony calls Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall How long is this phase gonna last? Don't go makin' phony calls Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to You went through the New York City Phone book and prank-called em' all Hope that you grow out of this fast Get This Ringtone

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