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(Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel) Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shier Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls And he's swingin' all over town La la la didy dah La la lily da da dum Sling us a web you're the Spiderman Sling us a web tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now And there's evil-doers to fight Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his Who horns in on Mary Jane But to his great surprise It seems she prefers guys Who can kiss up-side down in the rain "With great power comes great responsibility" That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben If you missed it, don't worry they'll say the line Again and again and again La la la didy dah La la didy da da dum Now Norman's a billionaire scientist Who never had time for his son And then somthin' went screwee And before you knew He was trying to kill everyone Then he'd ridin' around on that glider-thing And he'd throw in that weird pumpkin bomb Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask But he's scarier without it on Sling us a web you're the Spiderman Sling us a web tonight 'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now But where'd you come up with those tights It's a pretty sad day at the funeral Norman Osbourne has bitten the dust And I heard Harry said he wants Spiderman dead Ah but his buddy Pete he can trust Oh and M.J. is all hot for Peter now Ah but Peter he just shuts her down Mary Jane don't you cry, you can give it a try Again when the sequel comes around La la la didy dah La la didy da da dum Sling us a web you're the Spiderman Sling us a web tonight 'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now We think that you'll do alright (ends with harmonica and piano) Get This Ringtone

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