Weird Al Yankovic lyrics

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory And he played on the company bowling team And every single night he had a strange recurring dream Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream But that's really not important to the story Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist With a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm) But he didn't keep in touch And he lost her number Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm And he spent his life savings on a split level cave Twenty miles below the surface of the earth (of the earth) And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich For what it's worth Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know? Now he's got his very own Weird Al show! Get This Ringtone

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