Weird Al Yankovic lyrics

"i saw titanic that big buget chick flick i admit it wasnt that dumb when the film was over and i went to stand up thats when i learned my butt was numb three hours my legs have lost power i believe that this movies too long a watery grave when it was done i had to shave i was stuck in this film and this film just goes on and on the movies getting sadder as theres getting discomfort in my bladder all of this talk of water isn't good the captains brave and pan when i need a bedpan i've had three cokes thats more than i should jack says that he loves rose so she takes off her clothes thats ok its PG13 i guess its not a factor that Leos a lousy ac-tor his talents are the focus of that scene u catch my drift? kate went sled for an oscar was nominated just becuz her clothes didnt stay on kates a hoe for di-cap-rio theres no morals in this movie and this film goes on and on get my its Celine Dione her dang song makes this movie too long she wails she shrieks my ears ring for weeks her songs just like the movie they both just go on and on im king of the world and its fun! hahaha!" Get This Ringtone

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