Weird Al Yankovic lyrics

Sunscreen good No sunscreen bad Rest of advice based on years of Jedi teaching experience, yes. This advice I dispense now Enjoy the power and beauty of the Force Understand the Force you will not until you have used it Fabulous is how you look Fat as Jabba the Hutt you are not Worry not about the Dark Side Worrying is as effective as trying to stick C-3PO together with bubblegum Do one thing, everyday, that would scare even Darth Maul Yes Floss waste time not at Mos Eisley In the end hung over you will be, yes Kind to your lightsaber be For when it's gone, miss it you will Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your own swamp on Dagobah Beauty magazines read you not make you feel ugly and green they will Yes Just one minute you wait What is wrong with being ugly and green? I ask Get to know your father You never know if Darth Vader he will be Live on ice planet Hoth once Leave, before hard it makes you Live in Naboo once But leave before soft it makes you Travel at lightspeed but make sure hyperdrive works Accept certain inalienable truths Luke and Leia, related they are Wookies shed all over the furniture they will And sound a lot like Grover on Sesame street, I do Respect Mace Windu Very good in Pulp Fiction he was Yes With your hair mess not Or by the time you're 800 One thousand it will look Be careful of advice and. . . Boba Fett but trust you me on the sunscreen Yes He is here, I have felt him Get This Ringtone

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